Tag Archive for sex

Erotic(a) Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that when I come up with something like Turn that frown brown. I have no real outlet for it. Because where can I reasonably use a phrase that means To make a sad person eat your asshole. ? Where? Read more →

Erotica Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that I never got to use the following line in a story: She sucked me so hard, my beard went back into my face. Read more →

Do Nuns Skinny-Dip?

(I wrote the following piece around four years ago. No one wants to publish it—but maybe you’ll want to read it? If so, it’s right here.)   I had broken my right hand just before I left for Austria. I blamed wine for it, I blamed my girlfriend—more than anything I blamed that damn wall for knowing how to take… Read more →

Antoine, 17

I met Antoine on the downtown-6 train. He opened up the conversation by asking me about the book I was reading. He was interested in the lettering on the spine—he said it looked medieval French or something like that. I was reading a hardcover copy of Penn Jillette’s God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist. I asked Antoine… Read more →