Tag Archive for relationships

Don’t Kiss Liars

When I was in the first grade I lied about kissing Cynthia Medina. Even though technically we were boyfriend and girlfriend, we had a first-grade relationship. We didn’t call each other on the phone. We didn’t hold hands. And we definitely didn’t kiss. Being her boyfriend basically meant that I was nicer to her than I was to the other… Read more →

Do Nuns Skinny-Dip?

(I wrote the following piece around four years ago. No one wants to publish it—but maybe you’ll want to read it? If so, it’s right here.)   I had broken my right hand just before I left for Austria. I blamed wine for it, I blamed my girlfriend—more than anything I blamed that damn wall for knowing how to take… Read more →