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Erotic(a) Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that I never got to write my leper story. The one where, during the act of love-making with his missionary, the protagonist with leprosy literally falls apart. Read more →

Erotic(a) Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that I never got to explore the intimate relationship between dentist and patient. “After I drain this abscess of yours, Mrs. Rodriguez, I’m going to pound you so hard we’ll need to cap all of your molars.” Read more →

Not An Erotic(a) Regret

Talia was training for a half-Ironman when she messaged me on OkCupid to ask: “…Of all the erotic sentences you wrote during that post-college stint, would you mind sharing your all-time favorite?” It turns out my favorite line of smut is also the best line I’ve ever written: “I felt like I was all dick, and no humanity.” Read more →

Erotic(a) Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that I never explored the eroticism of a perfect Caesar salad. I never even compared the dressing to semen. And the simile is so obvious! Read more →

Erotica Regrets

One regret I have about quitting my job as an erotic fiction writer so many years ago is that I never got to use the following line in a story: She sucked me so hard, my beard went back into my face. Read more →