My bank notified me that someone had made an unauthorized transaction with my debit card today.

I’m in L.A., but I wonder if there’s even the remotest chance I was in Saint Charles, Illinois at some point this 15th of April.

More than anything I wonder what person attempted to buy $109.77 worth of product at Target. What did they try to buy? How did they handle the rejection? Who’s restocking the shelves?

Pretty boring way to try to spend my money, Saint Charles! But it’s the most exciting thing to happen to me in months.