Not An Erotic(a) Regret

Talia was training for a half-Ironman when she messaged me on OkCupid to ask:

“…Of all the erotic sentences you wrote during that post-college stint, would you mind sharing your all-time favorite?”

It turns out my favorite line of smut is also the best line I’ve ever written:

“I felt like I was all dick, and no humanity.”

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