My Kind Of Eyes

As evolved as I think I am, there’s still a little bit of that idiot who grew up in Queens in the ‘90s giggling inside me.

The other day I went for my yearly eye exam. It was my first time visiting this ophthalmologist whose office is in the Koreatown section of Los Angeles. The doctor is Korean.

I sat in the examination chair and when the doctor came in, I had the urge to ask him, “Do you know how to treat my kind of eyes?”