HBO Dongs

I’m all for more dick. But what if your HBO fantasy men’s dicks don’t measure up to the fantasy characters’ dicks you’ve envisioned for them? What effect might that have on your watching experience?

And what effect might that have on future castings? You might have an amazing actor going out for a role, but it’s like, “Sorry. You can’t be a sexy villain with a puny cock.”

(Thank you to comedian Chris Doucette for the link.)