Mom: I worry.

Son: Please don’t. We were safe.

Mom: Did you wear a condom?

Son: Yeah, that’s what I meant.

Mom: Why? You don’t like this girl?

Son: What? No, I do like her. But you still have to wear condoms.

Mom: Why? She don’t wantta have a baby?

Son: I don’t wantta have a baby.

Mom: Then how you gonna be a father?

Son: I’m not…yet.

Mom: We’ll see.

Son: You seem certain that I can even produce a child.

Mom: You’ll never know if you don’t try.

Son: …

Mom: You hungry?

Son: No.

Mom: We’ll see.